IT’S PUZZLE TIME: FIND THE GOAL SETTING WORDS
By Olufemi Omotayo
ACHIEVABLE, SMART, MEASURABLE, REALISTIC, OPTIMISTIC, VALUES, BELIEVE, ENTHUSIASTIC,GOAL BOARD, CLARIFY
A tenant walked in and saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide, and then a brief conversation ensued.
Tenant: *shocked* what are you doing?
Landlord’s son: I am trying to commit suicide.
Tenant: That is not a good thing to do. But why is the rope tied on your waist?
Landlord’s son: It is not easy at all, I tied the rope on my neck before, and I nearly died.
During an exam, a student kept looking under the table, and then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that and thought that he was copying from a sheet. When collecting the exam paper after the exam, the following conversation ensued.
Teacher: I am going to deduct 10 marks from your scores.
Student: Haaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For cheating during the exam.
Student: Why do you think I was cheating?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table
Student: *laughing* I was not copying sir, Question 9 said “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW”
This brief conversation ensued in Junior’s school.
Papa Junior: You sent my son away from school for not doing well, why?
Junior’s Teacher: He is not serious at all, he can’t even spell a simple word like “LION”
Papa Junior: Haha! How could you have asked a small boy like Junior to spell a whole LION, when there are small animals like MOSQUITO.